Thoughts from a brain-freeze and thaw !

After eating 24 ice cream sandwiches, drinkin half a gallon of coke and a temp of 32C ( 90F) at 9:00pm MDT my time, my brain started to think of some interesting things that, well I never remembered about before such as explaing a thunderstorm to your kids and it goes like this: "Someone took gods pictures as he farted while taking a pee". It explains how you see lightning first then the thunder. Others may explain it as "god taking pictures of angels bowling and gettin a strike" or " they are moving furniture in heaven" . IF however your like me, you reall know that is the crashing or booming sound produced by rapidly expanding air along the path of the electrical discharge of lightning. And as for snow, well to kids it could be simply "god shaking his head and getting rid aof dandruff" or " god dusting heaven" sure it sounds corny but hey its better than frozen precipitation in the form of white or translucent hexagonal ice crystals that fall in soft, white flakes.

Other things like a tornado is gods vacuum cleaner, a water spout, same thing on water, a earthquake is god redajusting the earth, volcano, coolin down the earth to make it nicer, alot can be simply explained to kids, just gotta figure out a creative way so they can understand it.